She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
Liz and I are now offficially highest. OH, and your girlfriend may be a vampire. Heads up. SPARKLESSSSS
Put my glitter back.
If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
Just think about how many life skills I lack. Cooking... Driving... Sobriety...
..and it was like all of a sudden I could hear the sounds my brain was making
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Make sure to show her the sewer we were arrested in on your tour.
Almost just got kicked out of a bar because the locals spilled beer everywhere when we taught them to shotgun.
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
She screams like she's just fallen out of a helicopter when she cums.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
Unless your name is actually "Ticfj" like my phone says, I have no idea who you are...
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