What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I got date raped at Sigma Chi last night!
Dude, you never made it to Chi last night. You fell into a tree and passed out.
batman just walked across the sidewalk
lay off the drugs
no for real he was wearing a cape
I walked in on my roommate finishing watching something on his computer. There was cum all over his screen. He awkwardly said hi and pulled up his pants.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Please take a moment of silence for the fact that I still have all 10 fingers
I found your knife. It was stuck in my bedroom ceiling.
I'm sad we weren't friends when I went through my "I like drugging my friends" phase
Hey, met you at the bar last night. You probably dont remember my name. You and your friends came back to my place, you shattered my window with your fist then dipped. Your gonna need to pay for that.
Thats where this cut came from! Thanks for piecing together the puzzle dude.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
Spending the night with him made me realize that stupid people both irritate and fascinate me, so I'd say it equaled itself out.
It's like "hey I give your roommate blowjobs twice a week, want to connect on LinkedIn?"
I'M GOING TO FUCK AN ENTIRE ORCHESTRA AND NOTHING CAN STOP ME
The band club does not count as an orchestra
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