Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
i just assumed he broke up with her because she wasn't a freshman anymore
glow-in-the-dark stars on his ceiling from '98 totally make blowing him more romantic.
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
My mom just asked me if I was gay in front of my gf
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
sometimes you just have to pull up your panties, blow a kiss to the security camera and walk out of the alley like nothing happened.
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
You opened a bottle of wine with a shoe and a wall last night.
Last time I sleep with a guy with a penchant to fragrance his dick. Every time I sit to pee, I get a whiff of Axe body spray.
Are you complaining because you're getting too much sex to find the time to masturbate?
Well, when you say it like that it sounds silly.
What am I even going to do with 20 more jello shots? And don't say give them to the cat
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
I've lost every trace of self esteem. Even sneaking a BJ in the coffee room has lost it's luster.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
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