how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
It's blow job season.
You told the cashier at McDonald's not to smell the ones cause you had just got back from the strip club. Good deed.
We turned a watering can into a margarita bong.
Waking up in a NH rest stop and reading through my texts is definitely a familiar low
You think you're smart. You're pretending to be asleep to save yourself from my hormonal pms mood swings. Unfortunately that only works against bears.
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.
I'm sending you a dick pic. Ill tell the other ppl in this pancheros its cool
Don't send a pic of dick unless it's inside the burrito
The UTI came back with a vengeance.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
my birth father cheated on his wife with my birth mother. it's literally in my blood to be a home wrecker.
Literally just took 6 shots in the shower..I’ve got this.
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
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