Like all of my pajamas are shirts of guys I shacked with in college
i tried to light my apt on fire. reasons why drunks and women should not cook
just met our mailman at a party, he asked me out. i said yes, but only if he picks me up in the mail truck. how jealous are you
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
He just said his penis sings like Mariah Carey...Im going with drunken.
I need to go back to work. I've had so much sex since the shutdown started. last night we tried and a little flag came out saying "nothing is left in here try a week later"
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Hows your mom
Shes good, she claims she wasnt drunk
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