and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
No, a stripper letting you buy her dinner is not the same as a girlfriend.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
If I get over there and the april fools joke is that there's no HBO, I'm setting fire to the place.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
You're an independent woman who is defined by her own actions and not by whether or not you have a man. You also have great tits.
There's a Taco Bell quesadilla in my shower caddy right now.
She got engaged last night. I don't think you should ask her out man.
That's really the only reason I'm dating you, the prospect that I might get bacon
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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