How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I felt like Norm from Cheers walking into the free clinic.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
I guess I can give it a shot. I usually just get belligerently drunk and go where my penis and feet lead me. No fights or getting too lost, so they seem to be doing a good job
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
Still drunk on my morning "run" which has turned into a walk. Just burped fireball
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Is it wrong for me to wish my cat had arms to get me a beer?
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