Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
Dont act like I'm the only one that gets on a plane and picks out the one im gonna have fuck if we have time before the crash
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
did you really just send me an instagramed dick pic?
Celebrating anything "Eve" is never a good choice! I feel like my soul's been put in a blender on the "destroy" setting- in other news: Happy 4th of July
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
I can make a sex schedule on Excel and send it to you guys
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
She said she hasn't cheated on me in 7 and a half days and she'd like praise for that.
You ripped the leaves off the top of a pineapple then rubbed the rough skin part all over your face saying "this is how you mate with other species"
I watched my wife kick balloons while wearing thigh highs. It's not a sentence you get to use too often
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