I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
just realized i can abbreviate thomas paine as t pain in poli theory class notes....YES
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
apparently I stole your wolf lighter. probably bc you made me howl while you puked over your deck railing.
saw a dude wearin soccer cleats at the bar tonight. fuckin kiddin me man?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
The lady at the front desk wished you a happy hangover.
Im sober enough to understand what people are saying but drunk enough to understand its hilarious
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