Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
You just took 4 shots. 2 of them were maple syrup.
He said he was from Mississippi and my vagina clamped shut like a frightened oyster
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I don't have a choice really. It's either lose 15 lbs by Halloween, or I'm going as a giant banana.
Will you come get her? She's trying to get the pizza guy into the bathtub.
He's German, so by default he gets to fuck me.
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
He kept telling me that it stood for Sex Utility Vehicle
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
...hi
YOU SHOULD BE ASHAMED OF YOURSELF
Ok cool I was afraid you'd never speak to me again. I can work with this.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
She played the piano. I played the piano. She got on top of the piano. I got on top of her.
I'm so gassy and it's your fault.
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