i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
That ginger could cleveland steamer me and it would still be the best day of my life
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
Its midnight, he's burning water on the stove and keeps yelling at me and telling me not to burn myself.
I knew the only reason I bought a smartphone was to play "You're Havin My Baby" on the way to cvs to buy Plan B.
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
If those antibiotics mean you can't drink, ya might as well pack your bags and re-enroll next fall, because sobriety this week would be social suicide.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Note to self don't stop having sex during an earthquake! I call it a 6.1 orgasm!
I have like three friends I don't have sex with, what did you expect
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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