Tell her she can't have a vagina
Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
Any girl that compares her vag to a hot ham sandwich is beyond a slut
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
I don't think my prof knows we've noticed her No Bra Fridays.
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I just tripped out to the Angel of Music from Phantom of the Opera in my car. Wayyyy to high for shuffle right now.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
She straight up told me, "I don't care if he films as long as he's quiet." You sure you can't find the camera?
Twas the night before the bachelor party, and all thru the house...not a creature was stirring, not even a stripper?...
I'm sorry. I just realized our 'big night out' ended up being you driving my high ass to get burritos and back.
well I ran around the park drunk with a plastic baby and fell, all while screaming "I WILL PROTECT YOU CARLOS", yeah there's video
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