Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
Last night he tried to put me in their garbage can and then sprayed me with a fire extinguisher in their kitchen...that house is always interesting
i hope this doesn't spoil anything but there are vikings and it is awesome
Maybe you shouldn't go to cosmic bowling, i don't know if cum glows and I don't wanna find out i'm sure his parents don't either.
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I keep jumping up and down in front of the mirror naked. The only motivation I would be to stop and put clothes on is if you come over. Hurry.
Literally just one second of unclenched butt hole away from shitting my pants.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
Tonight I plan on passing out fully clothed on the table. I don't know where normal people plan on sleeping.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
I use my feet as sexual weapons
I really need to stop having sex.. I haven't been able to get a brush through the back of my hair for a good week and a half
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