it was the least impressive dick i've ever seen... and i've changed babies' diapers.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
He managed to light the Jello on fire...
the size of his penis is telling me NOOO! but his bank account is telling me YESSS!
I do not want to do anything. The words more tequila need to be erased from my vocabulary
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
Yea you just drank all the Hookah water, then started talking gibberish about the Kool Aid you just drank.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
The best part of my day was getting high in the parking lot of the movie theater and taking pics in the photo booth with the caption "CONGRATULATIONS!" we geeked out because it congratulated us for getting high
ripping the fire alarm off the wall probably seemed like a better idea last night than it really was.
Yeah that's a good idea.. I like to be responsible when I trip my nuts off
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I'm spending my Sunday wishing the entire Patriots offense would let me touch their manhood
He came and farted at the same time. My life is over.
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
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