Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Um went out in San Francisco last night and ignored someone hitting on me. So they bit my arm. Lmfao PLEASE TELL ME THIS ISNT THE SINGLE LIFE
So I said "fuck it" and made myself a sandwich
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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