she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I just reenacted what a cuntadactyl would act like by putting straws in my mouth as teeth and roaring, Plz come get me.
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
I've watched enough of my roommate's imported Japanese satellite to know when the exchange students are calling me a whore.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
I blacked out at work again... Except this time my boss watched me throw up by the bus stop and some woman let me sleep on her shoulder for an hour. Why does this keep happening?
Just realized Ive never seen my f buddy in the daylight. What if he looks different?
He's gonna turn my vagina into the Sahara desert
So, I gotta figure when the nurses at the emergency room noticed my new hair cut it means I'm there too often, right?
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
Dick pics just aren’t doing it for me, this bowl of Mac n cheese and Game of Thrones trump you tenfold
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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