i just realized that we are the poor version of bethenny and jill from real housewives... and I'm jill. this is a 6.5 on the depressing scale
at least we're not in new jersey
The bar is so dead the tender gave us free shots for staying. They mixed 2pac and phil collins. That's worth at least three shots.
the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
Apparently Bin Ladens last act of terrorism is cock blocking me....
Don't you realize there's more to life than sex and pizza rolls?
This gem of a conversation has been brought to you be weed
I'm surprised I didn't lose anything last night. Except maybe my dignity but other than that we gucci.
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
We share an apartment, weed and genitals. It's called being practical not in love.
I want to see a guy holding a pizza and a bottle of scotch and a box of magnums. I'm a simple woman.
It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I just got promised sex at a fire station tonight so basically all my porn star dreams are coming true.
he just got here with a handle of tequila and box of condoms. looks like i'll be spending the weekend in bed
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
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