I was staring at you from my window across the quad. I wanted to let you know so it's not creepy
Have you ever been so weak from sleep you couldn't push your poo out?
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
We've done the math and the dogs tails are wagging at a rate of 3000 wags per hour. Stoned.
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
sometimes after I smoke and the high has gone away...the high will come back like three hours later for a brief yet gripping ride.
that's usually when I end up in someone's house, having sex with someone else, while that someone's roommate makes us mozzarella sticks.
If that's all it takes to cure your hangovers then you need to drink more.
Just made a memo in my blackberry that contains seth's funeral arrangements. I have a feeling he has big plans for the weekend.
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
I know it was a good night because I got a lecture from my roommates mom about stranger danger
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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