Welp...herpes.
Hi, I just found this phone under my seat at a brewers game and seeing as you're entered in as 'fillllatio' I figured I'd ask you if you know the illiterate ass who owns this phone. Thanks :)
She just did a myspace photoshoot with her baby
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
maybe next time you'll take an ex boyfriend warning you that she's batshit crazy as a warning instead of a challenge
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
isn't that the guy who always buys you drinks?
yeah. i love a man who still buys me drinks after the bar cuts me off.
next time on intervention
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
We're like a dynamic duo.
Bisexual and Proud, Lesbian and Loud.
Vagic. Defined as a kind of magic one has over a girl's vagina. Used in a sentence... he's an accomplished vagician.
Who died my cat blue again?
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
I used to want you to marry him...Now I just think you deserve a bigger penis than that.
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