Well to be completely honest its more of a 'i wanna do things to you that your parents would not enjoy hearing about' mood
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
I have been standing totally still for the past 6 minutes because I was convinced my foot was tied to the ground. It turns out it was a string of hair strewn across my foot
dude, she was giving me a lapdance and her thong had a skid mark. no I did not hit it.
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
They refer to his house as "the abortion clinic". Cant wait.
Just put the gallon of milk in the microwave. Dad might know im high.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
I just want uncharted vagina. Fresh and ripe.
It's times like this I miss having my nipples pinched
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
I've faked every orgasm I've ever had, I think I can fake being sick for 8 hours.
Will Smith has a direct hotline to my emotions
Thank you for coming with me today. I find it appropriate that we celebrated my negative pregnancy test with slurpees and donuts.
Apparently the guy with the moaning gf that lives above us is in my DES class... AWKWARD
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