I bet he comes in French.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
i just called corporate taco bell to ask about the life span of a chicken burrito.
Really?!? Does he think blocking me on FACEBOOK means that he doesn't have a kid with me?!
I also found a beer label in my bra and I'm pretty sure you put it there and said "this means I trust you"
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
Stop saying "make it happen". I'm not gonna say "hey, you should get naked with your sister and roll around together while I penetrate you both"
Yes. Do not say that. That will not make it happen.
Still. Make it happen
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I might be offended if you don't bang me tomorrow. You know, for America.
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
They stopped fighting to partake in M&Ms and porn.
Randomize
