i'm going to rape that little man
omg not your brother
what kind of vibe do I give off that a guy i've never hung out with thinks its okay to send me a picture of his ball cleavage?
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
please take me off your list of people to text when you don't want to drink by yourself.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
I'm mentally preparing myself to hang out with him by staring into the mirror saying "thou shalt not get naked" over and over.
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
Is the Chairman of the College Republicans throwing upon your toilet right now? 'Murica!
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
I'm at a sex party and there's a guy in an ICP jersey and trip pants. I see now that this is the moment in the movie of my life I recognize I have a problem
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
I let a 30 year old guitar player that works at a call center go down on me in his backseat last night
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