It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
He had an itunes playlist named "def not Glee season 1" which contained all of Glee season 1
i love insurance, just had an iv with 4 bags of fluid, 2 shots of finagrin and a 2 hour nap . woke up without a hangover. all for $20
The only thing better than Call of Duty is getting jerked off while playing Call of Duty.
"Take a picture of me motorboating molly" was probably not my best career move
I know i should have focused more on what you were saying in the text rather than the fact you spelt "suicidal" wrong
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
Im embracing the luau theme and maybe bringing a kiddie pool filled with alcohol. Im also embracing the high probability I will not remember this night.
Post breakup Disney World may be my best idea ever! Tinkerbell just grabbed my dick and gave me a kiss! This really is the happiest place on earth!
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
I've seen your dick too many times for both of us to be straight.
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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