Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
Who wears a wallet chain?!
you started puking right when a nickelback song came on..it was epic
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
you're the only person i know to use "jizz" and "cute" in the same sentence.
She kept saying 'I love you' but i couldn't tell if she was talking to me or to her beer.
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
Why not. Its my b-day, you're in town, I'm in town, bars are in town, and alcohol is in town. I don't see anything not good about those things.
It's been a wonderful constant drunkeness. We played Marco polo with some random like 8 yr olds in the kiddie pool.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
So my class is approximately two vomits from the bus stop. Happy first day of class
She passed out in my baby sister's room so we put her in one of my grandma's diapers, put a pacifier in her mouth, put her in my sister's crib and took pictures.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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