please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
So update from last night: I made friends with a coke dealer, I tore the card scanner off the wall of my dorm, and I passed out on our bathroom counter with my head in the sink.
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
Let me begin to explain the rest of last night by beginning with saying that out if necessity I took a pair of your underwear
he doesn't sweat normal. maybe that's what THC smells like coming through the sweat glands...
One day soon I'll learn the difference between a good high and way too high. Today is not the day.
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Instead of saying hi she asked if she could touch your dick through your ski bib and NOW I understand why you wore it to the bars
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
What do you mean relationship? He paid for my tires and I gave him a blow job.
He gave me an ambien and I woke up with a raw chicken bone in my purse. I have no idea why but I hope I put it in his butt
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