I just called a phone sex line and you know what I did? I sat there and cried
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
Something smells like weed and I think it might be my mascara. Come sniff my eyes
i feel this will be the best possible way to start a friendship. By breaking into his house.
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
she tried strangling devon with the garden hose. pretty sure they're broken up
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
How do I politely say my vagina is not a chew toy and if you bite me again I will slap you?
You could say take it easy, whoa there, be gentle, anything that doesn't fully convey the horror.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
She swallowed the car key because she thought we were really going to make her drive.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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