we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
i want to bang the Snorg tees girl.. shes always smiling ;)
Yeah true. Damn vaginas. They're ruining the world.
Saw a pregnant woman get a lap dance last night. I love the south.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
My natural self cock block skills kicked in last night. I could've got on like 2 chicks but i ended up throwing up all over my van instead.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
There's just something about a dollar tree pregnancy test that screams THIS WASNT PLANNED!
When I don't want to forget things I put them on my cigs.
C smoking isn't all bad
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Everyone is out there getting real jobs and I just realized I've been "washing" my clothes with fabric softener for two months.
Hey do you remember me?
You were a giant banana.... how could I forget.
It was some weird herd predator-evasion instinct. All 15 of us took off running in different directions, and the two cops just stood there, perplexed. They had no idea who to chase.
Randomize
