Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
My "High Times" magazine came in today, as well as my girlfriend's new sex toys. We're calling in sick today.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
we're going to dress like we're asking for it, because we are
Dude... You bled on his hand... At this point it doesn't matter that you called him your exes name, seriously.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
You in for a dick vacation?
YES, even though I have no idea what that means
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
As soon as the clock wound down to zero, she declared "HALF-TIME HEAD" and pulled down my pants. After the swallow, she said "BEER CHASER," got me a new one, and asked if she could make me a sandwich. Pretty sure she's lobbying hard for a ring.
Woke up with chlamydia and a bruised rib. I'd say my boss is gonna be mad about me not showing up to work, except you know.. it's her fault.
You were a cyclone of alcohol and bad decisions - like a gay Tazmanian devil
Okay so the couple who keep propositioning people for threeways are def siblings not bf/gf
So are you gonna do it or no you said they're hot
Like I fucked him in the shower at 3 am when I had classes all day the next day so he can't say I'm not dedicated
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
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