On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I just woke up and checked my e-mail, and apparently while drunk I bought a blowtorch. Thought you'd want to know.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
His cat watched us the ENTIRE time. Every time I glanced over the poor kitty looked at me as if I were pelvic thrusting her father to death.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
Just test drove the kilt for Justin's wedding. NEVER. WEARING. PANTS. AGAIN.
What happened to no more shots?
It went out the window just like my dreams
There's a kitten on my face and I'm druuuunk
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
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