That was a long time ago. She needed the money.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
ironically, his detergent was also "small and mighty"
Found a cheerleading trophy in my shower this morning. Explain.
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
I found him stumbling up to our building with a solo cup under his arm. . . He told me it was his favourite thing ever. He also told me hes never been drunk before.
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
We're using joints as your birthday candles
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I find him attractive in the absolute weirdest way. Like I need him to do my taxes, but I also feel like I should spill things on him to gain his attention and then lick it off to gain his affection.
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
Randomize
