Well, its 5:30am and you haven't let me in, I guess ill go home
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i cant finish this easy-mac because i need it for a chaser.
I wish you had a penis so you could experience peeing out the window in front of a crowd of people leaving parties.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
He was like Sweeney Todd... But, without the killing people part.
So... He's a barber?
No. He's got crazy hair, and a revenge fetish. But he's hot. Does that make up for it?
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
She got up, grabbed me a box of gushers told me to start eating, and immediately gave me the best head I've ever gotten.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
So your telling me I can lick your ass but you CAN'T spend my money
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