i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
You basically told your boyfriend at the time you were going to shit in his hands.
And I meant every ounce of it.
There's a very real possibility that I'll wake up in your uncle's driveway.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
He just stared me dead in the eye as he continued to beat off. Then said "you were going to catch me sooner or later".
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Just saw the trailer for Spike Lee's version of Oldboy. They filmed a lot of it in A's building so like every scene features a place where I had or almost had sex. If oral counts then pretty much every scene.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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