so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
You should have seen the look on the cashiers face when I was buying steel reserve with a suit on.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
as nice as a boyfriend sounds, a relationship would require morals and self-restraint - both fields in which i lack.
momma always taught us never to change for a boy..
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I went to the haunted house just to see her - Hello new fetish!
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Mom and dad should be so proud half of their children have gotten naked in the same local grocery store
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
This is like the first time all week I've properly taken my birth control. My ovaries are so stoked I just know it.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
I brought her cheeseburgers and tequila but she's still mad at me.
P.s. There are few things I love more than brand new mascara and you are one of them.
I'll get the most aesthetic strap on, you'll see
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