I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
STOP TELLING PEOPLE I PEED ON YOU
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
I don't need you anyway! I have puppies and booze!
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Your the only person to come back from spring break with a non std related infection
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
For the record you're an amazing lay and you have great taste in breakfast sandwiches
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
Pretty sure I have a sex related back injury. I'm not sure if I should be proud or ashamed.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
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