I'm sorry my penis didn't work
Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
We just licked a sour creme and onion chip for salt for a tequila shot. Our vacation has officially begun.
you grabbed the waitors dick and yelled '2nd base' and then he gave you his number. I hate your life.
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
I thought I could grab a hold of my stream of urine. So she left pretty soon after that.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
Adulthood is punching a guy in the face when you find out he's trying to fuck you and he's married instead of fucking him regardless and believing anything he says
Is it ironic that our divorce court is a block from where we had our reception? Or is it just sad? Alanis has confused my understanding of irony.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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