Just looked in the bathroom mirror before getting to this exam to see If I look as bad as I feel & the answer is no. I look amazing, even in yesterday's clothes
we are at a mexican restaurant and the tv is playing mexican porn. dad won't stop watching.
Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
babies were throwing up all over the place
@ a funeral. fucking miss uuuu
he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
okay. this is james and youre probably never ever gonna see me again unless i really really really want some pussy. sorry.
As a general rule of thumb, I don't call until the claw marks have healed.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
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