Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
He threw a goldfish cracker into my toilet and then proceeded to laugh for 32 minutes. I timed it.
is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
my mom just poured a water bottle of wine to take my dog on a walk...
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I fell off my bed and busted open my chin on the prisoner of azkaban. Somehow missed the almost empty Jose handle next to it. So guess what I was doing last night?
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Well you should have thought of that before you were reckless with your butt
There's something really beautiful about walk of shaming past the Capitol.
You’re better off without him. Actually, he’s better off without you and that’s what really matters
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