i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
Wtf. Who made this Big Mac, Helen Keller?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
you didnt know i had herpes?
at least franzia made me throw up pretty colors.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
at what point did you see referring to the bartender as 'the white precious' a good idea??
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I'm gonna give him birthday punches. On the dick. With my mouth.
Also, I would just like to reiterate my apologies for tearing up in the grocery store.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I learned a valuable lesson about combining day drinking with malt liquor: you may think you have super powers, but that's just the Steel Reserve talking.
A fire alarm is going off in some building, people are running around naked and people are passed out in the MIDDLE of the sidewalk. If they ban parties again, I'm going to be pissed.
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