On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
It feels like Jesse James cheated on America.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
He probably smells like baby powder and sexual identity crisis.
Having never done that before, When should one expect the horrible shame to end? Days, months, ever?
A week or so, depending on size. In your case, maybe give it a month.
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
I haven't been dieting for my entire life to date some guy who thinks his dad bod is a riot.
WHEN THE HELL DOES ANYTHING IN OUR LIVES *EVER* GO AS PLANNED???
I'm in the Sheetz parking lot waiting for dad to finish a drug deal.
I woke up alone, naked in her bed staring at a lifesize poster of edward cullen,actually I'm lying I did have socks on
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