and before you know it i was laying next to him at 2 in the morning with penis and sadness on my breath.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
He kept referring to his penis a his "love gun"
The vomit I understand but how is there seaweed in my bed?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
Sorry I didn't take you making out with him all night as a hint you wanted nothing to do with him...
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Three Asian guys got on the elevator with a handle of Hennessey and a sleeping bag. This is not the start of a joke.
She moaned the name on my fake id during sex, that or she's cheating on me with someone named Victor
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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