I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
she screamed "my eye!" and it brought me a surge of bad memories. except she was yelling about a lemon.
He's dressed as a power ranger handing out cocaine
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Who was the person who brought the rooster when they won @ beer pong
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
He's going to be my graduation present to myself.
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
I just fell off a roof. So I'm kinda chillin for a minute.
I mean, the night I fell out of that bus I made you pour vodka onto my wound to clean it, then duct taped a paper towel to my hand and kept drinking.
The night was crazy enough that we did a workout. Instructed by the bouncer at 2am
well at least you got laid last nighT. I woke up on a pile of laundry
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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