by the end of the night i am guaranteed to have less of a face than Seal....
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Ya after that i took a dump on a car... We're definitely partying with him again
there's unknown territories my dick was not made to discover
she has a picture of her daughter riding a giant rooster.. of course i want to make obscene cock jokes
I was told to ask you about memoirs of a geisha.
pouring popcorn down my shirt before we went to the bar was the best idea ever. it was delicious and convenient.
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
there's chocolate cake in my bathtub.. I don't even want to know how the hell chocolate cake wound up in my tub..
We call it "Dishes: Hard Mode". Basically whoever is doing dishes gets head but needs to finish the dishes before they cum.
And so far nothing been broken!
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
I didn't want to shower, so I shaved my legs in the pool . That drunk .
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
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