What kind of soap washes out shame, bad decisions, and whiskey?
Irish Spring?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
He's taking me to Burger King to celebrate losing my virginity..
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.�
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
you're good to come back. The bouncer pulled me aside and told me. He also said you have nothing to worry about and that you have an awesome "upper punch" or some shit
I'm so confused as to where the sexual euphemisms end and the drinking starts
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
you sternly forced jackson to start preheating the oven around midnight so you could make bagels in the morning
you were serious about those bagels
I slept with one of the directors so you would get a good price on the ballroom for your reception. I'm the best MOH. You owe me bitch
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Roomies told me I showed up to my house alone with no pants on and burrs in my hair... I live in the middle of the city
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
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