bring the vodka.
i thought we were going to mcdonalds..?
we are.
Good news. Isn't krabs. Bad news. Not sure what it is. Worse news. Encouraged not to fuck till known. Great news getting laid tonight
Eating nacho cheese off the carpet. How is your morning?
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
him being a republican bothers me way more than his coke problem.
I just threw up again because I opened my eyes... God is laughing. I resorted to taking the Mexican Dramamine because I feel seasick from walking. Not helping.
did you know gatorade and rum go really good together
Are you doing depressed science again
maybe
I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
you can't just say no to brian. he was bugging me to get me to drunk for 14 hours straight yesterday. HE DOESN'T GIVE UP
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
I would just like to point out that a bandaid led to sex. The lesson here is always have a bandaid in your wallet.
He's interpretive dancing to Crazy by Britney Spears and expressing his feelings for either me or the guy next to us
Can I put tequila in the fish bowl? I think he wants to party too
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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