Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
She's like a pop up book from hell.
You are missing out on the best boobs in town right now
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
Two questions: what are you doing RIGHT NOW? and do you know how to drive a golf cart?
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Im down. Even tho your nick name intimidates my vagina.
He got violent drunk so we have to untie him in the morning. He's in your basement and you're out of electrical tape. Don't forget because I will.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
But I aced my quizzes. Apparently flash card beer pong is an acceptable form of studying.
lesson learned. Never drop acid before a trip to the aquarium. Sounds awesome, is actually terrifying.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
did i get sucker punched in the face last night or was our make-out session just that intense?
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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