Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
I dunno... But she calls vodka "dancing juice"
This bitch flirting at the bar needs to close her legs and open up a book. I can literally feel my IQ dropping every time she bends down to show her tits.
Jealous?
Very.
all i remember of last night is that i was drinking jameson and then NOTHING i do remember walking a dog though\nwhich is sooo fucking weird
OH MY GOD ITS COMING BACK I PUT THE DOG IN THE HOTTUB TOO
There is a bottle of ciroc waiting graciously on my breakfast table. It's almost a sign for me to live up to my Russian blood.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
His flight was delayed by two hours though. I just got cock-blocked by clouds :(
It's hard picking what to wear when you know the plan is sex. Like can't I just wear my robe let's just simplify this.
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I found half a candy bar in my bra today... Melted to my nipple. What a mess. It was still good though.
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