Omg. If Ina Garten Makes roast chicken one more time im going to strangle her with her white button down
please. tell me to stop eating out of the trash.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
This is one of the fundamental differences between you and I. If I found meat in a plastic bag, I wouldn't put it in my mouth.
I feel like someone had their period in my eyes.
I'm sorry I got a little outta control last night.
Oh you know, we just bobbed for apples in a bucket full of jungle juice. So, a casual Tuesday night.
I wish I was a power ranger. Also the universe is immense. Like it never ends. Never.
I am so excited I do not know how I will sleep.
It's like the Christmas morning of dicks
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
I stepped in puke last night then washed it off my shoe with beer. Is there a grace period to respect before wearing them to class?
you were screaming "I don't need a shirt!" repeatedly while in the process of taking it off and flashing the bouncer. we got kicked out. thanks a lot.
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