she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
are you looking for your table cloth? Cause I found it around my neck this morning...
hey sry I lost all my numbers who is this?
pat the guy you slept with
still need a last name
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I always give him head in random places, it's a guessing game for his cock.
I vaguely remember making out with his tattoo (?) and giving him an awesome massage and then I passed out on his floor. Shrug
As an added realisation of today. If we used the last time I got laid as a conceiving date I would have a two week old baby. It's been too long...
he's the second guy to suck on my nipple in front of my friends that i haven't made out with.
What is this nonsense on the table
Your idea.
I mean the hole taco that was chewed up and spit out
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just did my taxes to sober up, I'm THAT hungover
Why did you have to tell me he has a hammer cock? Now I can’t stop staring at his pants.
i cant believe the cop was fine with you saying no we are in a hurry when he asked to search your car
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