Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
We walked 2 miles, legit 2 miles, and purchased 7 half gallons. One for each of us. Intense
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
I was hoping we just happened to wake up naked and I hadn't fucked him.... no such luck.
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Hm, finding a time when my drinking and your real life don't conflict could be difficult
I dunno if you guys are having weird sex or a most accurate bird sound contest but either way stop doin it
Just got discharged from the hospital after getting my finger stitched back together don't you dare say you had a worse night than me
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
Why do you hate her?
She's dating the best penis that has ever entered my vagina.....
I think I've been there, but who knows? I drink a lot
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
where are my pants?
in the oven.
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