doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
How was my weekend? I just blew my nose and a gram of coke fell out. My weekend was fantastic.
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
Why is there a slipper full of piss in my bedroom?
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
The guy at the liqiour store just said "Wow haven't seen you in awhile, is everything okay?"
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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